They did it again! They did it again! National Enquirer put Beth Ditto on the cover for like the tenth time. Not because she's in a great band (oh no, god forbid!). It's cause she's one of many "celebrities" with "deadly diets." The cover of the December 14, 2009 issue also has a huge Aretha Franklin (300 lbs they say) and an emaciated Courtney Love and Tori Spelling. For the life of me, i had no luck finding that image online and didn't feel like scanning the actual magazine, however i did find that Ditto has been on the cover AT LEAST four times for the same reason. And again, they always put that "guess who"? over her head. LAME.


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Quick, true story: when i was buying that December 14 issue at Target, i said to the cashier (who was on the thin side), "ooo i have to get this cause Beth Ditto's in it!" Her response was a look of disgust. i said "you know who Beth Ditto is?" She said yea, and that she's "creepy." Honey, you got some living to do. -weigh cool