Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Hamming it up on WWE. [or] the 5th grade humor of Michelle McFool [or] i heart Mickie James.



Mickie James of WWE has been my #1 female contender since she first appeared in a storyline as a nutcase obsessed with Trish Stratus. She's spunky, a good wrestler and she's not rail thin like Michelle McCool or Alicia Fox. Not rail thing!? My Goodness! Yes, her legs and arms are a little bigger than the other "divas." Big woop. Honestly, i wonder how some of these other girls aren't broken in half! So for the past couple months on WWE's Smackdown, there's been a storyline that rallies elementary school-level bullying by Michelle McCool and sidekick (and can't wrestle for shit) Layla against the respectful and hot Mickie James. They start calling her "Piggy James," they make jokes about her (namely saying she's fat) and bring out pig-related props. This climaxxed (sp?) with them assembling food in the ring to put into James' face and Layla in a fatsuit, failing to impersonate James. The other nite at Royal Rumble, James took the title from Michelle McCool in less time that it takes to heat up Uncle Ben's jasmine rice in the pouch. And then the other girl wrestlers came out with food to throw in MICHELLE's face.



Well that's the end of that crap. For now.

Obviously anyone who knows anything about women's bodies are not going to think Mickie James is FAT. So why even listen to the mocking? James was listening and actually cried a couple times after the insults. That crying could have been real for all we know. Rumors online are that the company isn't keen on James focusing time on other things, like country singing. So they're just doing this for spite. More likely it's a storyline that James has no problems with. i mean, this whole thing can actually be a stunt so James has an excuse to say on television "this is what a REAL woman looks like," while McCool and Layla are just playing their parts and getting paid mad dollars. The point is, this is one of thoses cases in WWE where the line between fiction and fact blurs. Whatever the case, this is trash!

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